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The Bay Show

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Starring Lucille Ball

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Co-starring Gail Gordon

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You can relax, Lucy. It's only me.

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Oh, Mary Jane.

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I thought it was Mr. Mooney. I wanted him to think I was working.

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Yeah, well, you'll never fool him that way.

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Why not?

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You haven't got any paper in the typewriter.

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Oh, I know.

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Hey, did you see this afternoon's paper?

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No, why?

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Stacy's department store is having a big sale.

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Really?

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Oh, wow. They're really having a sale.

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Everything's more than half off.

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Yeah, half off.

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That bikini on that model looks...

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Oh, that is a beauty. I'd love to have that bikini.

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Oh, Lucy, would you wear a bikini like that on a public beach?

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No, but I'd hang it on my clothesline. That ought to get me some action.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Gee, everything's on sale. Appliances, clothes, furniture.

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Uh-oh.

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What?

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The sale is for one day only. Tomorrow.

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So?

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So I have to work tomorrow.

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Well, so do I, but I'm going to tell my boss I've got a toothache.

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Why don't you tell Mr. Mooney you have to go to the dentist?

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No. I tried that a few times, and Mr. Mooney always insists on going to the dentist with me.

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You're kidding.

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Yeah. Yeah, so far I've had three perfectly good teeth pulled.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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If I do it anymore, I won't have a tooth in my head.

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Well, why don't you tell him you've got the month?

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Oh, no. I've told him I'm sick too often. He just never believed me.

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He'd believe you if he saw you getting sick.

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What do you mean?

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While you're working this afternoon, act sick.

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You know, moan, groan, cry a little.

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Well, that won't work. I do that every week when he gives me my salary.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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But, Lindsey, if he sees you getting sick right here in this office, he'll insist that you go home.

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Now, Mr. Mooney, he's not easy to fool.

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He's a man, isn't he?

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Yeah.

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Well, then he's easy to fool.

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If you play it smart. You see, you don't say you're sick.

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Act sick.

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And then when he suggests you go home, you refuse.

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Refuse?

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And then when you refuse to go home, he'll insist you go home.

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He'll insist?

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Believe me, when Mr. Mooney sees you suffering, he's got to sympathize with you.

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After all, he's human.

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Let's not make any snap judgments.

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Ha, ha, ha, ha.

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Well, it's worth a try.

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All right. I'll give it a try.

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I really would love to go shopping. You know, I need a new refrigerator.

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Let's imagine one you got.

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Well, you know it has a capacity of 14 cubic feet, right?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well, I got one foot of food and 13 feet of frost.

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Everything frosts up. Everything?

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Yeah. Tonight for dinner I'm having a spaghetti popsicle.

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All right.

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Would you like to join me?

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See you later.

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Okay.

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Right now.

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If I can fool Mr. Mooney.

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Don't worry. It'll work. Do what I said.

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All right.

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Mr. Wilson and Russ.

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Yes, sir. Wilson and Russ.

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Gentlemen, regarding your inquiry of the 15th, I think the loan...

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Ah!

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Did you say something, Mrs. Carmine?

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No, sir.

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I think the loan can be arranged on the following terms.

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Ah!

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Mrs. Carmine, are you all right?

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Oh, yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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All right. How about that?

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Oh, the following terms.

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The principal will be paid over a period of 20 years.

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Ah!

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Are you sure you're all right?

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Oh, yes, yes. I feel fine.

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Well, perhaps you'd like to rest for a while.

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Oh, no. No, sir. There's work to be done.

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Oh. All right, then. Let's get on with it.

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Wait a moment.

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Oh, yes. Payments will be made semi-annually on the 1st of January...

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...and on the 1st of July next year.

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Yes.

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Mrs. Carmine, are you in pain?

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No!

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Is it constant pain?

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No. Only when I breathe.

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Well, maybe you'd like to go home.

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Oh, no. No, I'd rather stay.

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Let's just keep on working.

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I feel much better when I'm working.

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It takes my mind off the pain.

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Oh. Now, are you quite sure you want to continue working?

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Oh, yes, sir. I'll be all right.

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Oh. All right. Well, uh...

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15th day.

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Oh, yes.

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Should a payment be missed, there will be a forfeiture penalty.

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Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

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I can't hold it back no more.

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What's the matter with it? What's the matter with it?

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It's having a stomach.

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Mrs. Carmichael, you are ill.

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Oh.

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Let me feel your forehead.

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No fever. No.

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Let me see your tongue.

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Looks all right.

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Let me look at those eyes. Oh.

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I hope whatever it is isn't contagious.

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Well, let's continue with the dictation.

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I'll write with my left hand.

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Mrs. Carmichael, please go home.

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No. I want to stay. I want to stay.

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I want to work. I want to work.

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I want to work.

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Mrs. Carmichael, I think you ought to go home.

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No. I want to stay. I want to stay.

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Mrs. Carmichael, I insist that you go home.

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Oh, well, if you insist.

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Thank you very much, Mr. Morris.

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Don't mention it. Don't mention it.

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And if you don't feel well tomorrow, don't come back to work.

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No, I won't. I won't.

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Gather, gather, gather.

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Now, remember, this is our biggest sale, and this is the zero hour.

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I hope you're all prepared for what's coming.

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Remember, those are customers out there, and they outnumber us by more than 50 to 1.

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And I can assure you, they will show us no mercy.

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Good luck, everybody. To your posts. To your posts.

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Come on.

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They're here. They're here.

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Lucy. Lucy.

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Oh, I haven't been mauled and crushed like that since my first blind date in high school.

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Oh, heaven. Come on over here.

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Look, the Jiffy Automatic Stove sets a timer and it turns itself on and off.

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How do you like that? You don't even have to be home to burn your dinner.

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My cooking is so easy now. They've got instant cream, instant coffee, instant milk, instant this, instant that.

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Yeah, everything but instant money to pay for it.

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Oh, hey, I see the juicers I want over here.

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What?

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The orange juicers.

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What's so funny?

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Come here and look. Look at the name and the slogan.

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Little Squeeze Orange Juicer. Men, make your wife happy. Give her a little squeeze in the kitchen.

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You get your little squeeze. I'm going to look around.

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Okay.

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More. More. More. More.

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Ahem. Why did you break that dish?

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Well, I'm sorry, but it said try our unbreakable dishes. So I just picked them up and I just tapped them.

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You did it again.

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Well, for heaven's sake, why does it say unbreakable when they're breakable?

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Those are unbreakable. These are imported Chinese.

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Is it unbreakable?

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You should know.

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Is it unbreakable?

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Guaranteed.

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There are 59 different departments in this store. Why did you have to come to this one?

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Never mind. Now, just what kind of dishes do you want?

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I don't want any dishes.

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You don't want dishes?

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No, I came in here to buy a refrigerator.

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The refrigerators are over there.

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Oh, well, thank you.

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Don't touch that!

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Because you are liable to break it.

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If you're interested in this model, I will demonstrate it for you.

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Thank you.

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Now, this is the freezer unit with the automatic ice maker.

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The vegetable crisper, latest design, so is the meat freshener.

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Shelves slide in and out easily.

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It has a five-year guarantee and it comes at the amazingly low sale price of only $299.99.

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$299.99?

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Yes. Is madam interested in making a purchase?

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Well, madam is, but madam's budget isn't.

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I'll have to think it over. I have your card in case I decide on anything.

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Very well.

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Thank you.

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Hi.

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Oh, did you get your squeezer?

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Yeah. Did you find a refrigerator you like?

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Yeah, I found one I like, but it's $299.99.

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Oh, that's a lot of money, but isn't that beautiful?

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Yeah, and it's got all the newest gadgets.

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Look.

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Look.

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I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

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Oh, I'm terribly sorry, Mr.

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Give me back my card!

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I don't want you to even know my name!

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I've got to know your name in case I decide to buy a refrigerator I won't know who to ask for.

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Good, good.

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Please, madam, just don't buy a refrigerator.

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Well, I...

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Eat warm food.

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I don't want to have a department.

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I don't...

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Please, no, no, no!

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Oh, they're so emotional.

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No wonder they're having a sale. Everything's broken.

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Oh, my God!

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Ah!

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You are the one!

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I didn't do anything! I didn't do anything!

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Yes, you did!

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What did I do?

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You just became our customer of the year.

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I did?

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You're a...

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You're a very lucky lady.

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Really?

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You're the ten millionth customer to enter this department, and you've just received a great many valuable gifts.

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What did I get? What did I get? What did I get?

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Well, you got a set of golf clubs.

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Golf clubs?

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A set of luggage.

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Oh!

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A washing machine, a dryer, a dishwasher, a color television set.

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Oh, we have a color television set.

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And a beautiful refrigerator completely stocked with food.

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A refrigerator! That's what I came in here to buy!

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That's what you came in to buy!

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And I wanted it! And I wanted it!

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You're a very lucky lady.

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Oh, I certainly am!

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I am.

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Nothing like this ever happened to me.

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Oh, and you're lucky too, Mary Jane.

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I am.

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I'm going to give the color TV set to you.

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You're going to give it to me?

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Yes.

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But we'll keep it in my apartment.

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And then you can come down and watch it any time you want.

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And you can eat from my completely stocked refrigerator.

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Would you please give me your name and address?

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Yes, Lucille Carmichael.

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Oh, where do I live? Where do I live?

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Dollar Street, Glenfall Apartments.

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Yes, 780 North Dollar Street, Hollywood.

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And you're a housewife?

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I am? Oh, yes. Yes, I am. Yes.

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I do take care of my apartment, but I work during the day at the Westland Bank.

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A very fine bank.

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Oh, the best bank in town, you may quote me.

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Mrs. Carmichael, our photographer is here.

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Your photographer?

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Would you mind having your picture taken while I congratulate you?

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Oh, I didn't expect to have my picture taken today.

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Oh, Lucille.

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Why, oh, oh, my hair must be a mess.

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Good heavens, that bulb is so bright, all I can see is a big blue blob.

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Thank you and congratulations again.

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Well, thank you.

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Yes.

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Yes, your crisis will be delivered in a few days.

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Oh, oh, really? Oh, thank you very much.

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And remember to buy tomorrow's newspaper.

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Your picture will be in it and a story all about you.

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Oh, really?

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Oh, I want to tell you, it's the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.

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Thank you.

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You're very welcome.

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Oh, Lucille, your picture's going to be in the paper.

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Gee, I'll be famous.

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Everybody will see my picture.

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Mr. Mooney will be so proud.

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And when I...

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Mr. Mooney, if Mr. Mooney sees my picture in the paper, he'll know I wasn't sick.

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Oh, maybe he'll get lucky and he won't read the paper.

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No chance. He reads it every morning the minute he gets in the office.

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Well, you've got to stop him from reading that paper.

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I know what I'll do. I'll hide his glasses.

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Good idea.

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No, it isn't. He doesn't wear glasses.

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I know. I'll get to the office before he does and get rid of the paper.

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Would you want me to call you and wake you up?

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Don't worry about it. I'll be awake all night.

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If he sees that paper, he'll kill me.

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Lucy, the most he can do is fire you.

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I know, Mr. Mooney. He'll kill me and then fire me.

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Excuse me, George. It isn't exactly a lie.

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George!

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George!

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To Mooney's office. Oh, hi, Mary Jane.

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Yes, I just hit it. No, he's not here yet.

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Well, thanks. Yeah, I just saw it.

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Yeah, yeah, I thought it was a nice picture.

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What wrinkle?

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No.

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That wasn't a wrinkle. Your paper was creased.

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I'd better hang up. I hear him coming.

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Well.

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Oh, good morning, Mr. Mooney.

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Good morning, Mrs. Carmichael.

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You know, you didn't have to come to work if you're ill.

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Oh, I'm not sick anymore.

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Well, there must be something the matter with you. You're early.

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No, I'm fine. I just figured as long as I was off yesterday, I should come in early today and catch up on all my work.

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Well, that's very commendable. Very commendable.

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What was the matter with you?

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I don't know, but I'm all right now.

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Good. Good.

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Mrs. Carmichael?

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Yes, Mr. Mooney?

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Where's my newspaper?

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Where's your newspaper?

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It isn't here.

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It isn't here?

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Where is it?

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Where is it?

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Was your mother frightened by a parrot?

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Now, stop repeating everything I say and help me find my newspaper.

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Well, please.

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Why don't you forget about your newspaper and let's just get to work?

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No, I just don't feel right unless I read my morning newspaper.

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I want to know what's going on in the world.

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Well, I'll tell you. The temperature's up, the stock market is down, and little Orphan Annie's lost again.

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Mrs. Carmichael, will you stop being facetious and go out and buy me a newspaper?

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Oh, yes, sir.

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There are a lot of newspapers.

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Yeah, Mr. Mooney, you know, you read too much anyway.

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What?

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Yeah, you're always reading.

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You know, the bank reports, the stock market charts, and the fine print, and the mortgage papers.

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You're just straining your eyes. They're all bloodshot.

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My eyes are not bloodshot.

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How can you tell? You're seeing them from the inside.

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Mrs. Carmichael, I am not...

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You're doing this for your own good, Mr. Mooney.

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Really, you do. You work too hard.

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Rest your eyes for a change. It'll do you good.

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Well, maybe you're right.

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You know, I have been getting headaches lately.

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I know, I know.

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You've been getting headaches lately.

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I know, I know. You've been getting headaches ever since I came to work for you.

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Oh, true.

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Oh, I didn't mean it that way. I don't think that they...

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Mrs. Carmichael, I appreciate your concern.

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All right, I'll skip the newspaper this morning.

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Good.

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Now, can we get to work?

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Yes, sir.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Lucic?

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Oh, hello, Laurie.

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This picture of you is just wonderful.

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Goodbye, Laurie.

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I like this new one.

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Yeah, goodbye, Laurie.

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Just a moment.

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What picture of you?

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Oh, it's nothing. Laurie was just going.

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Weren't you, Laurie?

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She's going, but the paper stays.

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Westland Bank employee wins fabulous prizes.

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Yeah, that's not my picture.

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Really, Mr. Mooney. See, I got red hair.

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Her hair is black.

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So you were sick yesterday.

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Answer me! Were you sick?

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No, but I am now.

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And you played me for a sucker.

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I...

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And that act you put on pretending to be sick.

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Oh, my hand! I got it on the bed.

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I wouldn't say it. I wouldn't say it.

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I went to work. I went to work.

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And like a fool, I let you get away with it.

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I'm sorry.

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Sorry isn't enough.

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To begin with, you will not be paid for yesterday.

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And the only reason I don't fire you

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is because I'm such a sweet guy.

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You're a sweet guy.

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Yes, yes. Now you get to work.

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And I don't want to hear another word

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about your sneaky endeavors.

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Yes, sir.

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All right, Mooney!

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Oh, sir.

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Congratulations, old boy. You did it again.

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Oh, thank you, Mr. Cheever, sir.

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What did I do?

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Oh, playing it sly, huh?

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A little modest, huh?

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Westland Bank employee wins fabulous prizes.

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Oh, I tell you, this story about your secretary

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in the newspapers is the most wonderful publicity.

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And we appreciate it.

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That's good public relations.

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And it's a good publicity.

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Public relations!

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And it only happened because you were thoughtful enough

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to allow Mrs. Carmichael to take off to go shopping.

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That's because he's such a sweet guy.

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Yes, sir, it is.

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Oh, sure.

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But he is not the only one that can be sweet.

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Now, in order to show our appreciation,

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the bank is going to give you one full week's salary as a bonus.

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A full week's salary?

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That's right.

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And I'm sure you'll want to show your appreciation

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by giving Mrs. Carmichael a week's salary out of that bonus.

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Of course, sir.

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Mooney, I am proud of you.

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Gee, a whole week's salary for me.

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Thank you, Mr. Mooney.

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A half week's salary.

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Mr. Stevers just said that you should give me a whole week's salary.

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I don't care what he said.

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And one more word out of you and you won't get a red cent.

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And you're supposed to be such a sweet guy.

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I am a sweet guy!

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And don't you forget it!

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The End